Too Many Rappers In Cleveland For Joe Beast

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It appears that the Joe Smith, aka 'Joe Beast,' era may be officially over in Cleveland.  And it may not have anything to do with the recent signing of PF Leon Powe, or Atlanta's attempts to bring in Smith, the 13-year vet. It seems that there are simply too many rappers in the Cavaliers' locker room these days for Smith's liking - and 'not enough mics to go around' according to Joe Beast. 

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In a completely fictitious interview with Source Magazine, Joe Beast voices his displeasure:

Source Magazine:  When did you start to think that Cleveland was no longer an option for you?

Joe Beast:  Well, soon after they traded for Shaq I began to hear rumblings.  People saying that Shaq was going around telling guys that it was his show now around the facility.  Saying that Joe Beast fell off.  Talking about how Beast can come back and rap when he goes Platinum, like he did back in '93.

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Source Magazine:  What was the reaction that you were hearing from guys on the team in regards to Shaq's comments?

Joe Beast:  Well, they were all cool to my face, you know, showing love to Joe Beast, but then MC Colonel Sanders came out and dissed me on his freestyle tape, and when I heard that, I started talking seriously with the Hawks.

Source Magazine:  Delonte West dissed you in his freestyle?  How so, wasn't he just rapping out Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Joe Beast:  On the surface he was, sure, just talking about chicken and what-not, but the line about 'extra hot sauce in my bag' was a direct shot at me.  D-West knows I can't eat hot sauce.  Everybody does, it gives me heartburn.

Source Magazine:  Did you speak with Delonte about the line?

Joe Beast:  No, but I'm coming for him on my next song.  Let's just say that.  And I'm coming after his buddy Fog Raw too...I got something for him as well on my next CD.

Source Magazine:  Mo Williams?  What did he do?

Joe Beast:  To put it to you simply, he straight copied my style.  You see that ice cream cone move he pulled in his video?  I came up with that idea, and told Mo last season I was planning on using it in my next video.

Source Magazine:  So the next stop for you looks like Atlanta.  Any reason for that other than the fact that they were a playoff team a year ago that showed some promise?

Joe Beast:  I'm going to give you three names:  Jermaine Dupri, Outkast, Young Jeezy.  I'll let you fill in the blanks.

Editor's Note: For an old school Cavalier Rap Classic, Check out Chris Mills' Sumptin to Groove Too circa 1994

Next Up on The Mic...Fog Raw

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Delonte West isn' the only Cavalier backcourt playa with skills on the mic...Mo Williams as Fog Raw in the house...Don't Criticize Hyperize...roll tape:

Fog Raw get it in...via: You Tube

Cavs Ink Powe: Great Deal For Cleveland

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ESPN's Chris Sheridan is reporting that the Cavaliers have signed Leon Powe to a (2) year $1.7 million deal that puts the Cavaliers in a tremendous position should Powe respond well to the rehabbing of his torn ACL in his left knee.  Back when these rumors were first surfacing, I was a bit indifferent to the possibility of signing Powe based on his injury situation.  However, locking him into a contract that pays him the league minimum for players with three years of service ($855,189) is a no-brainer.  Worst case scenario is that Powe never plays again, and if that does happen, leaving the league minimum on the table is well worth the risk. More to that point, is the fact that the Cavaliers hold the option for Powe in year two at $915,852, and if he regains his '08 form - coming off the bench to average 8 points and 5 rebounds per - he'll be a steal at that number.

Click Read More for more on Leon Powe to Cleveland... 

LeBron on His New Shoe: The LBJ VII

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Via Will Brinson at FanHouse:

On the new VII's and how they compare to previous shoes:

"It's not simple, but it is simple. It's not simple for us, but for the guys who make it it is simple. The flywire all around and it makes the shoe, lighter and hold up for better wear and tear over the course of the season and the lighter the shoe the better. The full airbag gives it that comfort throughout the whole foot, not just the back of the foot or the heel or the front or the middle, so that technology – that technology that we have at Nike has given us options, has given us a way to create a shoe that we're going to see a lot of shoes follow it. "

I like the LBJ VII's but I don't think I will be purchasing a pair.  The reason is, for me, as a rec league basketball player about 10 years past his prime, and 5 years past a point where I could legitamately be proud of the type of shape I was in, all the technology that this shoe boasts isn't going to do for me what I need a shoe to do on the basketball court...allow me to play a full half - straight - without begging for a sub to allow myself to sit down, drink water, and talk my heart out of racing from my chest.  Maybe Nike will develop that technology with the VIII's, but until they do, I'll have to leave the LBJ's on the shelf for a youngster to buy.

LBJ on Contract, PED's, Dunktapegate, and Shaq

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After keeping tight lipped this summer, LeBron James addressed a variety of topics at a press conference Friday designed to announce the launch of his new shoe.  A highlight reel of his comments on those topics are below:

Making the most headlines from the presser were LeBron's comments on the recent contract extension offered by the Cavaliers on July 18. James can sign that extension anytime before June 30, 2010. 

His comments on the contract extension were as follows:

"I signed a contract in 2006 with an option, and it would make no sense for me to sign that contract if I didn't keep my options open. I'll let you fill in the blanks."

LeBron James on the recent suspension of Rashard Lewis for use of performance enhancing drugs:

"It's unfortunate, I know Rashard really well and I know he's not that type of guy who would do anything to get the upper edge on another player, that's first and foremost. You just have to use great judgment. We have guys with us every day who can find out for you if it [substance] is banned or not banned by the NBA. A mistake by him."

LeBron on Dunktapegate:

"If you do my ratio of me getting dunked on, to dunking on people, I think you can times my ratio by like fifty."

LeBron on the opportunity to play with Shaq:

"To get the opportunity to play with one of the greatest basketball players to ever play the game, that's the fun part for me, I'm humbled by that."

Source: ESPN

CV31 Lacks Talent Evaluation Skills

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Thanks for Spreading the Word...

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I wanted to take a moment out of this rainy Saturday afternoon in Cleveland to thank the sites 'round the web that took the time to link up the blogging efforts of us here at Stepien Rules this week.  First and foremost, since our launch nearly a month ago, we consistently appreciate the WFNY team checking out, and linking to, what we've had to say here from time to time, and this week is no different.  I'd also like to extend a hat tip to JE Skeets and the Ball Dont Lie squad for linking up our Daniel Gibson post on Monday, and The Big Lead for spreading the word on our ranking of the Top 5 Lines From Delonte West's KFC Freestyle on Wednesday. Much appreciated fellas.       

Complete Lyrics: The Delonte West KFC Freestyle

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In follow up to our Top 5 Lines from the Delonte West KFC Freestyle post, a new development has emerged.  Today, our good friends over at Cleveland Frowns have researched, and offered us, the complete lyrics to the KFC Freestyle, in a post that is worth your time. 

An excerpt from the post, and first verse - if you will - from the freestyle are below:

Cleveland Frowns:  "Whatever you think of the quality of Delonte's creative efforts (for our part, we very much appreciate it), you can't argue that creativity wasn't involved. And don't you find it at least a bit refreshing to see a video of famous folks rapping about a corporate product without the intervention of corporate production crews or distribution networks? ... With that in mind, and on the assumption that Delonte is a pioneer in a better world where more and more take the responsibility to be creative into their own hands, we think it's worth documenting such efforts."

Complete Lyrics to Delonte West KFC Freestyle - Via Cleveland Frowns:

We sittin’ in the KFC parkin lot (riiight)
Mayyyn I just spent a fat knot (knooot)
About 47 dollas (dollaaas)
At the KFC you betta holla (hollaaa)
You know my cousin work here (heeere)
Got the hook up evry year
This sh*t ain’t got the grilled chicken (chickeeen)
I get the combo package with the ‘riginal recipe, uh
And the parfait (hey-hey)
Strawberreh sometimes choc-o-lit (uh)
And the apple pies, macaroni cheese (cheese)
Raspberry what? (what?)
Ice teeea (tea)
Got the big jug (jug)
Check my mug (muuug)
Check my swag (swaaag)
Put hot sauce in my bag (bag)
Hot sauce in my bag (extra extra)
Hot sauce in my bag (extra)
Hot sauce in my bag (extra)
extra hot sauce in my bag, uh (extra)

And...there is five more versus:  Go To Cleveland Frowns for Complete Lyrics to The Delonte West KFC Freestyle

Shaq Versus Dancing

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Assuming this video was recorded recently, it sure does look like the Big Fella has some life left in those feet. Cheers to The Hoop Doctors for posting this video yesterday.  Do your thing Shaquille...

Via the The Hoop Doctors

Now let's see if he can get on a bike and out peddle Lance Armstrong.

2009-10 Cavaliers Regular Season Schedule

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Opening night at home against Boston should be a hot ticket...Christmas in Los Angeles...Eastern Conference Finals Rematch at Orlando November 11th...LeBron to NYC game seven...complete 2009-10 schedule below: 

Date Opponent Time

Oct. 27 Boston 7:30

Oct. 28 at Toronto 7:00

Oct. 30 at Minnesota 8:00

Oct. 31 Charlotte 7:30

Nov. 3 Washington 7:00

Nov. 5 Chicago 8:00

Nov. 6 at New York 8:00

Nov. 11 at Orlando 8:00

Nov. 12 at Miami 8:00

Nov. 14 Utah 7:30
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