Cavs / Heat: pictures I took last night with quotes I completely made up as captions

Coach Spo: " I just told my team, if you want ice cream tonight you'll have to pay for it yourselves. I'm upset, and I am not buying Sundaes for any of you."
Chris Bosh to LeBron pregame: "I'm kinda nervous about Ryan Hollins tonight. He looks very mean and serious over there."

LeBron James postgame: "Alright guys, the bathroom thing during player intros was a lie. I was hiding behind the curtain by the locker room because I'm a drama queen."
Baron Davis postgame: "I told these guys, if you're all hugging that dude again tonight I'm gonna have a problem with that. I'm from South Central LA, and this beard didn't grow itself."
Zydrunas pregame on his new suntan: "Yo Cleveland, what's good!? Your boy Z isn't pastie white anymore, check out my new South Beach tan! Miss you guys tho!"
Ryan Hollins: "Look man, I know I've played soft in the past, but this Chris Bosh guy is the Charmin Man compared to me on my worst day. Durant was sooo right."
Johnny "Drama" Chase: "VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
