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Written by Brendan Bowers
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Wednesday, 30 September 2009 18:06 |
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As Cleveland waits for Shaq to announce his new Cavalier Nickname - because we don't have that much else to do - I wanted to take an opportunity to list (26) of the nicknames I could remember, or find, that O'Neal has given himself in the past.
This list of nicknames does not include referring to Eric Dampier as 'Erica,' the Sacramento Kings as 'Queens,' our transforming his name into words like 'Shaq-tastic,' or random acts of 'Shaq-ness.'
Credit Basketbawful for their 2007 post on the subject: Shaq's Top 13 Nicknames . If you think this list is funny, you would find the detailed effort provided by Basketbawful hilarious.
In no particular order, a list of 26 nicknames Shaq has given himself in the past:
The Big Twitterer - for his propensity to tweet
Manny Shaq-iaou- Shaq Vs. Oscar De (Manny Pacquiaou)
The Big Aristotle - a reference to his greatness, which enabled him to win the MVP Award
Shaq Fu- From his rap days with Fu Schinkens
The Big Deporter- For eliminating - or deporting - foreign born players Rik Smits and Arvydys Sabonis from the 2000 Playoffs
Wilt Chamberneazy - Tribute to Wilt the Stilt
The Big eQuotatious - for deliverying consistently funny quotes or soundbites
The Big Maravich - for making (9) free throws in a row against Portland once in the playoffs
M.D.E (Most Dominant Ever)- after averaging 40 ppg in the Finals
The Big Baryshnikov - comparing his footwork under the hoop to the Russian dancer
The Big Agave - I have no idea
The Big Galactus - I imagine some type of universe reference
The Real Deal
Witness Protection- protection of LeBron James
Superman - Man of Steel
Diesel- Diesel Engine
Shaq Daddy - coined when Sean Combs called himself Puff Daddy
The Big Felon - for making a game saving steal against Orlando
The Big Field General- nickname he gave himself in Shaq Vs. Big Ben
Shaqovic - not sure
The Big IPO - because his stock continues to rise Shaq-tus - playing amongst the cactus in Phoenix
L.C.L - Last Center Left
Dr. Shaq - claimed to be a PHD Osama Bin Shaq - for terrorizing Keith Van Horn under the boards in the 2002 Playoffs The Big Banana - For peeling life out of the NJ Nets in the playoffs
What Shaq's official new nickname becomes remains to be seen. Personally, I am partial to the Shaq-alier, however I am not Shaq, and it is therefore not up to me.
Hat Tip: Basketbawful
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